hdlms: you’re my distraction. i’m yours. the dynamics of this friendlationship are so right.
acheerforthebroken: secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to That’s an accurate summary, yes.
chasingh0sts: I wanna be in one of those relationships where you’re in a relationship
Anonymous asked: don't always blame men, some of you women are just 'dicks' sometime ;)
Hi, sorry to interrupt your scrolling. I just...
I can’t even be mad… I was using him too
thetallblacknerd: So how about you show me your butt?
men are such pussies
*me watching any natural hair video on youtube* MY HAIR DOES NOT DO THAT!!!
thefaceof-beau: pharaohhearts: twerkjabi: djcagedbird: misterdelfuego: If you were to honestly rate your looks on a scale of one to ten, ten being extremely good looking, and one being uglier than a wart on Satan’s ass, what number would you rate yourself? 5/6 im pretty average Depending on the day, I fall in the range of 5-7. 8.9 5.5 fuck I’m 15!
teddybearjones: Just saying what’s up His voice…
People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless...– Dylan Moran (via impf)
sadmale: do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.– (via wethinkwedream)
shouldertappingghosts: Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are [whispers] people you know on here
lovehgood: let me introduce you to a button i’ll never use
babybulma: “Happy Mother’s Day I need $600”